Asherisms
“I Captain Baby Asher. You Captain Mommy.”
“You want to buy something from my store? Like a chocolate milkshake?”
“Whatchu doing, Lucas?”
“I want to watch a program.”
“I need a nack (snack).”
“You like my daddy? You like my brother? You like a baby? Me?”
“I don’t like this dinner.”
“Baby use your red phone?”
“Can we eat at a restaurant?”
“Leave me alone. I need to work.”
“I a superguy. A superhero!”
“Look out! Aliens are coming!”
“I need water. One ice. Two ice.”
“Baby touch your nipples GENTLY?”