He Says the Darndest Things
“Mama, pretend you say, ‘Asher, you can put your hands on my nipples!’ How ’bout that?”
<laughing> “No, I’m not going to say that.”
Asher climbs into my lap and sits facing me. “Mama, let’s talk about nipples.”
“Okay … what do you want to say about nipples?”
“They are really good on your breasts.”
<more laughing> “Yeah. Thanks. That’s where nipples should be.”
“That’s funny.”
I’m thinking we’re now going to talk about mama milk and feeding babies and how big boys don’t need mama milk anymore, so I ask, “What are nipples for?”
“My hands!”
