Dear Guppies
IMPORTANT NOTICE 4-08-09
Dear Guppies of the World Looking for Adoption,
It is strongly suggested that you look elsewhere for a home, as the Wilson Family Aquarium features a guaranteed, patented Guppy Killer [TM], which is functioning against the better interests of all Wilson Family Aquarium guppies. Said Guppy Killer is batting 1,000. Two more guppies met their Great and Glorious Guppy Maker in the last 12 hours. Consider yourselves warned.
However, if you wish to quickly become a part of the Circle of Life [TM], then by all means, submit your Adoption Paperwork to the Wilson Family Aquarium Management. The other Aquarium community members will thank you.
The Management
April 8, 2009 at 2:51 pm
LOL! Are you having a guppie memorial listing those who died in the line of duty?
April 8, 2009 at 3:41 pm
What is the Guppy Killer? Or is that a trade secret?
April 8, 2009 at 4:52 pm
The Management wishes it knew. As soon as we do know, you can be sure the Marketing Department will be contacted forthwith. Certain members of the Management suspect it is one particular Aquarium resident.
April 8, 2009 at 4:55 pm
The Management would like to consider this suggestion, and will do so if it is submitted by means of the proper Suggestion procedure.