“I love the smell of Asher’s breath. Nice and crackery!”
Lucas: “What did the 7 say to the 8? … No, what did the … No. What did the 7 say to the 8?”
Mommy: “7 ate 9?”
Lucas: “No. What did the … What did the 0 say to the 8?”
Daddy: “I don’t know, what?”
Lucas: “Nice belt.”
“Mom, why don’t you exercise more?”