My Favorite Utterance of Today

It’s probably pretentious to quote myself, but of all the things I said aloud today, this is my favorite:

Don’t put your penis inside the pretzel.

5 Responses to “My Favorite Utterance of Today”

  • firecathie
    October 7, 2005 at 11:02 pm

    hee hee… There need be no more explanation.


  • andrewred
    October 8, 2005 at 2:23 am

    words to live by, thank you.


  • dakini_grl
    October 8, 2005 at 1:37 pm

    I just snarfed my coffee.

    And saved this in my memories.



  • flonkbob
    October 9, 2005 at 11:03 am

    Geeze, now you tell me!


  • nonosays
    October 9, 2005 at 4:14 pm

    So I misread it as “Don’t put your penis in a pretzel” I thought it was just like getting your panties in a bunch. But I think yours much more practical advise.


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