Today I will not read anything about refugees, shooters, ISIS, climate change, asshat politicians/GOP candidates, millennials, college entrance requirements, retirement planning, romantic relationships, pets at shelters, raising children, how dogs don’t live long enough, or depression. It’s bad enough I have to edit material about sick babies.

Only your friendship, cat videos, baby hedgehogs, and peaceful landscapes that look like Middle Earth are allowed into my consciousness today. K. Thanks. Bye.